weekend shenanigans

Last night we were invited to a friend of a friend's party; she was house-sitting for her uncle....The house was amazing, more for the location, basement and backyard than anything else. A hot tub with a flat screen TV built in and a heated swimming pool both complete with slide for drunken stupid people tricks (and those there were), both overlooking a cozy little bit of sandy beach lake front.

All I have to say is that I have now come to the conclusion that I NEEEEEEEDDDDDD a Hot Tub. Period. But no hot tub I could ever afford would hold a candle to this one. It had seats with jets blowing down on top of your shoulders for a shoulder massage, well and to hold you in the seat as the jets behind you tried to launch you out of the hot tub. This thing seated at least 9 comfortably and there would still be room for 2 or 3 more to wade in the center. Ahhh, the life of a gas station owner is grand....And we were just making fun of the slurpie machines yesterday afternoon. Guess that'll show us.

Squirrel and Jay were competing doing dives for splash height, volume and style like they were twelve, and using noodles as rocket launchers for bombs of pool water like my six year old nephews. Oh yeah, and the cops showed up. Nice. Luckily, Squirrel only whispered that the stripper had shown up; otherwise I'd have needed to post bail.

Amazingly, we were up at 9:00 and have already completed most of the obligatory chores?!