Out of Bounds

So, one of my employees in pregnant.

Before I continue, remember that I work in a union environment as "management" and that according to the union, we are all out to get them, etc.

Anyway, as I was saying, one of my employees is pregnant, her belly button has already popped out...Today a guy who clearly doesn't enjoy being gainfully employed says to her, "You must be having a boy, 'cause his dick's already hard."

FIRED!

Stupid idiot!